Me: Oh my god, we're gonna die cold and alone
Siobhan: No, I'm going to be warm. Under quilts. That's how I'm going to die, drowning in lots and lots of quilts... that I made for my grandchildren... who don't exist.
Me: Death by quilt.

My blog has been really impersonal lately.

Is impersonal even a word?

It is now.

My brain/ social life have just been dead lately.

Mainly because my main instinct to everyone right now is to punch them.

Or run them over with a riding lawn mower.

Or feed them to a pack of wild martian wildabeasts.

Or a combination of the three.

So as soon as that mellows out, I’m back to normal.

In the mean time,

CUDDLE FUDDLE by DEDDY